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Some of these commercials made me want to start using
Some of these commercials made me want to start using

Robocop Commericals that totally rule.

He had to sell fried chicken because Bob Morton made a mistake, now it's time to erase that mistake.

Danny Northside - Monday, January 10, 2011

I'm not sure why, but if Robocop was selling a product I would want to buy it. Apparently, I am not the only one that feels this way. While surfing around on You Tube I found that Robocop is really the Billy Mays of all kind of products.

I felt Peter Weller deserved a bit of a tribute anyway with his kick ass creepy performance on this past season of Dexter. I was cool to see him play a sleezeball!

So while this discovery had made my day, I felt I needed to make yours as well. In the mix there are a few other oddities that rule.

Here is Robocop selling Fried Chicken. Fuck you Colonel Sanders.

 

 

Not sure what is happening in this commercial, but I did gather that when not working for OCP Robocop eats noodles and trains clones.

 

 

Here is Robocop's low budget brother. I have seen teenagers in underdeveloped programs make better costumes than this! Seriously WTF!

 

 

At first I thought it was an anti graffiti add but he then killed a bug. He used this Bug Spray on the Ed-209 in the "Turkish" knock off version!

 

 

This TV really sucks. LG at least really did well with the costume.

 

 

Keep your shitty Game Boy, I want the fucking Robocop Pinball game!

 

 

No kid cares about the man behind the mask, they want to hear Robocop give the Anti-drug speech. You didn't see Pee Wee Herman doing a drug PSA as Paul Rubens!

 

 

This time its a kid in a Robocop Helmet selling a Robocop action figure. Either way, I never had the mask. I wish I did! I wish I had it right now to wear to bars.

 

 

Obviously, Sony couldn't afford Peter Weller and the costume. Times are tough for them. Cause we all know LG was much bigger when these commercials were made.

 

 

"Now I got your fat black ass!" I saved the best for last here with this one. This is by far the greatest line from a robot ever. I would assume this was from the television show but who knows. Either way its awesome!

 

 

Obey the law and remember, over here I work for Dick Jones! He's the Number Two Guy at OCP. OCP runs the cops and I Can Smell Your Brains .Com!

 

 

 

 

Even Robocop got into Wrestling!
Even Robocop got into Wrestling!

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