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The Queen of Hearts eats, I mean meets Alice!
The Queen of Hearts eats, I mean meets Alice!

Heidi Hellfire

I'll eat your heart out sucker!

Danny Northside - Monday, October 1, 2007

October 2007
Age: 29
Birthplace: Phoenix, AZ
Fav Movie: Goonies
Website: Heidi Hellfire's Myspace

Lewis Carroll wrote Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland for a child of one of his church colleagues named Alice Liddell; which leads me to believe he would turn in his grave if he knew the direction our October Gore Girl Heidi Hellfire’s shoot went! I don’t think I have actually sat and watched the Disney version all the way through, but I am pretty sure it ended much different than this!

Heidi Hellfire is a really interesting young lady. For starters she is a Co-Founder of Arizona’s only Pudding Wrestling Troop called The Dirty Darlins of Debauchery. www.myspace.com/dirtydarlinsofdebauchery She is also trained in Aikido, Jui Jitsu, and Fencing. Add that up and she is one bad ass little lady! As for modeling, Heidi has done print work for Crown Sunglasses, El Jefe Inc, the cover of AZ Punk V5 CD Compilation, Jakes Chop Shop, and has modeled in magazines such as Gothic Beauty and Ol Skool Rodz. She also modeled for some of this year and last years advertisements used by the International Horror and Sci-Fi Festival here in Tempe AZ. Not to mention she won a macaroni and cheese cook off! I can vouch for that, she can give Martha Stewart a run for her money no question.

All of the pictures for this edition of our monthly Gore Girl were shot once again by one of the west coasts’ best photographers – Andy Hartmark. If you’re interested in getting amazing photo’s done for just about anything, you can hit him up directly at http://www.myspace.com/takeyourpill Erin Armsey did all the make up and she can be reached at http://www.myspace.com/erinmariearmsey The sweet babe who played Alice is Heidi’s sister Angelika, and she deserves a standing ovation herself!

So, without further adue, here is October’s Edition of I Can Smell Your Brains Gore Girl Heidi Hellfire!

Oh shit, she's got a knife!ICSYB - What film would you say is one of the scariest you have ever seen and how did it affect you?

Heidi - It’s a toss up between the entire Nightmare on Elm Street movies and Stephen Kings IT! I had a babysitter when I was 7 or 8 who thought it was appropriate to sit me and my 6 year old sister (Alice in my gore girl pics) down with our morning bowl of cereal and a Freddy flick…..I’ve been scared of the dark ever since.

ICSYB - If you were to have a part in a spooky movie, would you want to play the role of the villain or as the victim?

Heidi - Totally the villain alllll the way….Victims irritate the shit out of me. I think it would be way more fun slicing and dicing someone up, then pretending that running up six flights of stairs will somehow save me from my pursuer.

 ICSYB - Would you ever spend the night camping at Crystal Lake?

Too late Alice, your cards been pulled!
 

Heidi - F That!!! Camping is seriously scary as hell!!!! The last time I went camping was the weekend that the Blair Witch Project came out and everyone still thought it was real. Me and about five or six other people headed out to the woods. After nightfall two of my friends went looking for more fire wood. Only one came back. So we formed search parties….Me, this chick and the guy who lost our friend go back in the direction he came from. We came across our friends flash light, his beer, and his bloody wife beater all ripped up. Me and the chick take off running back to the camp site screaming like crazy. When we get back there, no one is there….all we can see are shadows creeping around our site….We locked ourselves in the truck scared out of our minds….Of course it was a huge planned out very evil trick on the only two girls that went camping….needless to say….It will take a couple roofies and a restraining jacket to get my ass back in a tent.

You have something the Queen of Hearts wants.....

ICSYB - If you could pick any celebrity you would like to see get slaughtered beyond recognition in a movie who would you chose and why?

Heidi - Dude Russell Crowe is such a pompous cock sucker! Throw that guy down to those creepy ass cave dwellers from the Descent!!!

Why couldn't she have killed the Mad Hat fella???!!!

ICSYB - What is one of your favorite death scenes in a film?

Heidi - Pretty much 28 days later and 28 weeks later had some of my most favorite bloody as hell death scenes in them! Those movies really creeped me out, seriously what if something like this happens and the next thing you know your friend is a crazed fast moving zombie like creature that is shredding and eat your friends and family in some crazed frenzy! F that!

Bring on the blood!ICSYB - Han Solo or Luke Skywalker - which of the two would you make out with?

Heidi - Han Solo hands down! He kicks it with Wookies, manages to keep Jabba the Hut off his back, flies the Millenium Falcon like a bat out of hell…who wouldn’t want to make out with this smart ass! Plus everyone knows that Luke is a pansey-ass little whiney bitch. I'm not really into that sort of thing.

ICSYB - Do you believe in the possibility of there being a Loch Ness Monster or a Bigfoot really out there somewhere?

Heidi - Loch ness monster not so much….but I am scared as hell of Bigfoot…That is one scary ass mo’fo I don’t want breathing down my neck!

ICSYB - If your house was haunted like in Poltergeist, would you stay and try to cleanse it or just get the fuck out?

 

Dam that looks delicious!

Heidi - I’ve lived in my fair share of creepy houses where unexplainable things have happened….When I was six years old I lived in a mortuary. My godfather was a mortician. When my parents split up my dad needed a place to stay so we stayed with my godfather in his apartment in the mortuary. My bedroom was right next to the embalming room! Talk about freaky shit, big tanks filled with blood….and that smell! My aunt lives in a house that’s over 100 years old and used to be a sanitarium, you know where crazies and drunks would go to get a little less crazy and a little less Eat your heart out kid!boozed up….that place freaks me out no matter how many lights are on….I’m 28 years old and not ashamed to say that I make my aunt sleep in the same bed with me when ever I go to visit her because I am that scared of the stuff that goes on in that house!

ICSYB - What was one of your scariest bad dreams?

Heidi - Freddy has haunted a majority of my nightmares…I try to run away but the floor turns to marshmallow-y goo and I cant get away from that bald headed, crusty ass sweater wearing fucker is never satisfied with the amount of lives he reaps while people are sleeping

ICSYB - Would you be ok with Dr. Hannibal Lector serving your brains up with a side of fava beans?

Heidi - Mmmmm Fava beans.

An amazing ending to a bloody long day!

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