be careful milktoaste!

found this article and it made me think of you for some reason....maybe all the talk about your painted lawnmower.....either way...it cracked me up and i wanted to share it with ya.

May 25, 2007 - A downstate Illinois man spent two nights in jail after riding his lawnmower while drinking.

Robert Wendt rode his lawnmower to a convenience store to get gas and a six pack of beer. On his way home, Caseyville police stopped him. They say he was driving on the wrong side of the road and appeared to be intoxicated.

Because he had a prior conviction for driving under the influence, Wendt went to jail. When he was released, he got a ticket for not mowing his lawn.

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That guy had one of those nice riding lawnmowers, that's what I call,'a lazy drunk'. I bet he didn't even try to make a high speed escape. I bet he was super pissed when he got that ticket for not mowing his lawn too. I guess his neighbors all hate him or something, wouldn't you hink a buddy would have helped him out and mowed his grass for him. I guess it only confirms my initial gut instinct about this guy, he is a douche bag. I can't say much though, I have worse drunk stories to tell.

Thanks for the heads up though Cary, everyone should know that cops will bust you for riding anything while intoxicated. Except maybe your spouse. I once watched two cops fuck with this guy who was riding his bike home from the bar. But that time it was funny, because it wasn't happening to me.

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